Margaret Thatcher

The Daily Mail are having a debate over whether or not the capital of the falklands should be renamed 'Port Margaret'. The falklands war only happened because she cut the amount of money the navy had to defend it in the first place, then she acted like a hero when we needed to send the ships back to defend it. The people who live in the falklands don't have amnesia like we do, so they are outraged at the thought of it being renamed.

'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead' back in the charts due to her death. Not at all sparked by the public. A clever, probably smarmy, record producer has been planning this one for years, publicised it on her death, now is counting his monies. As for thee BBC not playing the whole thing, fair enough. With Dara O Briain on this one:

Dara O Briain ‏@daraobriain1h

Brevity is the soul of wit, people. Insisting on the whole song is just leaden. They get it. Ding Dong. It's on the radio. Job Done.